strivingking:

*In a Job Interview*

Interviewer: Why do you think you would be good hire for this particular company?

Me: Cause I am TRULY and 100% Out’chea.

Interviewer: ……….

Me:.…………

Interviewer: I’m just gonna go ahead and hire you now because that was a real nigga response right there. You said your availability was what again?…..

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validx2:

Girl: Why you like me

Lying Nigga: Cause shawty it’s like we can talk about anything, you got good conversation, and plus you patient 

Girl: Nigga aint that Bow Wow  lyrics?

Lying Nigga: 

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